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I'm putting the finishing touches on a cool new T-shirt for Bridge Day and I need your help. I've got about 20+ alternate acronyms for "BASE", but I need a few more for "NPS".

Here are a few for "BASE":
-Best Adrenaline Sport Ever
-Bodies Are Shattered Eventually

Here is one for "NPS":
-No Parachutes Sucka!

If anyone can add to the NPS acronyms, please post it here or email me. Many thanks.

Needs Pussy Severely

No Protection or Service

National pussy(ies) squadron

Nanny Police State
Not Practicing Sanity

Need Permission <to> Skydive

No Phun Squad

No Permits Sold

Never Play Safe

Nice Paunch Sir!

I vote for Basedude's , "No Permits Sold".

their goal:

Natural, Parachute-free Sky

Hey Jason,

This is just a suggestion, but you, because you are the organizer of Bridge Day, might want to stay above stuff like this. You still have to deal with the Bridge Day Commission, a body that might lean toward the NPS once we start throwing around the word, "pussies."

Sure, I know how frustrated and betrayed you must feel, but, at Bridge Day you are our front man, the liaison between us and everyone else.

We'll take care of dirty work, you should just think of keeping yourself in a position somewhere between heaven and hell, while staying effective and viable . . . Yeah, I know it sucks, but that's the price you pay for the job you asked for . . .

You know they count on the Bridge Day organizer to implode and then they start anew on the next one, all the while the agenda of the NPS rolls merrily along. Let’s break that cycle . . .

NickD
BASE 194

I have a feeling that Jason was looking for "nice" acronyms for NPS like his example "No Parachutes Sucka!" As in...if you don't have a parachute open that would suck!

I think everyone just took it as a NPS bashing session.

Edit to add: How about NPS - Need (new) Pair of Shorts

No worries, I would never use the "p" word on a T-shirt anyway. I'm just looking for one cool NPS acronym to put on a T-shirt for a side project.

And I think you'd find many members of the Bridge Day Commission that are not fond of the NPS. Regardless, thanks for the tips.

 

AAAAHHHHH!!!! He's back!!! You've been un-banned Abbie!?!

Nice Parachute Sir......Now heres your 2000.00 fine and by the way...Gimme your rig.....

Youcould have some real fun if you did something like:

"Free BASE!!!
(From NPS Restrictions)"

 

No Patience w/Skydiving

Free basing is a crime ..... Base Jumping is not

Never Popular Shitheads
Niggers Pullin Shizat
Nerdy Park SOB’s

Negativity Promotes Stalinism

National anti-Parachutist Service

Neanderthal Perspective Service
Nonsensical Pretentiousness Society

This is really not nice. These guys already didn't have what it takes for real law enforcement and now they have this working against them bringing back all those memories of getting beat up by people that would eventually turn into BASE jumpers or anyone not happy with a mundane life of walking around looking at trees and telling campers that "Only you can prevent moronicy"..I mean forest fires.

Now Please, SMILE!

Not in the Pinky, in the Stinky

An acronym within an acronym that is interesting.

Yea you like that don't you!

indeed.
~J

Just saw this on ebay......anyone with a sence of humor going to Bridge day?
http://cgi.ebay.com/NATIONAL-PARK-SERVICE-RANGER-BADGE-BUCKLE_W0QQitemZ7708948739QQcategoryZ50779QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem