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WARNING!!! This image is Not Suitable For Work!!!

WARNING!!! This image is Not Suitable For Work!!!

WARNING!!! This image is Not Suitable For Work!!!

Okay, so while I was trying to catch a few hours of sleep... the Danes took advantage of my gear and it is quite scarred emotionally. I talked to a counselor today and my poor rig has many years of sessions to look forward to in order to repare the deep stabbing horrors she sees whenever she closes her eyes.

Damn you guys... damn you guys...


(This is what you get fuckers.)

HAHA!!!!!

I can't believe you posted that picture of Peter's peter for all to see.

Gak!

This image is Not Suitable for Home either. You're supposed to be punishing him, not the rest of us.

<wonders> Will your rig's therapist offer a discount if we chip in for group sessions? I figure the PTSD from this experience is good for at least a couple of years of thrice weekly appointments.



rl

Gee, talk about what's really at stake . . .

NickD
BASE 194

I dunno Dex....it looks consensual to me.

Oh my...

I can't believe that's posted! Ahhhh....

So how about posting another picture... this time with the packing clamps on it

Jen

He tampered with your equipment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just be glad they didn't take one of him humping your boc pouch....

and you thought your pilot chute got all stuck together because you left it stowed too long....

Interesting... I did experience a pilot chute hesitation off a 240 foot bridge shortly after that... hmmm...

Mmmm, I can only draw two conclusions from this picture.

He doesn't get a hard-on when he sees a rig with that much sex appeal, which has me question his motivation as a base jumper.

I've heard of this practice before...it's called "chubbing" and I guess some guys get a kick out of rubbing their chubbies on other folk's gear. Some people's children...I guess they just don't get enough real sex....
K

Ugh, black socks with a black shirt?? Whatever!

Sorry Dude she just looked so innocent and pure... couldn't resist the temptation... I mean she just layed there on the floor for me... Must restrain myself in the future... Good no one caught me in the act in Twin Falls...so many nice looking rigs outthere...


Please forgive me Dexter I will never do it again, so please remove this unserious degenerate thread... Ill pay for the therapy...

You really want it removed?

 

he he niiice work

Sorry Peter it were your idea i only took the pic,however i were close to both my rigs after that

besides Dex,by thouse coullors on a rig,what did you expect?

you dont want to know what we did to Katies rig then(is it really white all the withe places??)

mincer,get online at msn so i dont need to write to you here

<scratches head> How can you use an ellipsis (x4) and not know what it's for?

Ellipsis defined

rl

What I meant was: "Some people's children...(are very sick, have very bad manners, can't be left unattended...)

I hope this clears that up. And for the record, I would never make a joke about any type of molestation issues, since it's not a joking matter.

Peace,
K

Sorry......... there was a mark and I stepped over it............

also, thanks to Rhonda to make me realise everyday is a school day! I learnt something new today...........


I WILL GET MY COAT.......................




Im off to not post again for awhile...................

edit: I mixed up my words......

And for those that didn't quite catch BASE813's message, I've filled in the blanks.

You forgot to mention that he used 83 periods ["stops" for you English] in that last post: enough for 27 complete ellipses and a remainder of two for the next go.

I also think the one sentence might have been better written: "There was a mark and I over stopped it."

Then again, I guess I'm just having an English kind of day.

rl