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unclecharlie95
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thanks to the Atlanta Crew
Thanks to the Atlanta crew for the sweet jumps and good times at the Italian terminal wall this past weekend.

You guys re-wrote my US BASEr stereotype - damn you hike fast! Wink

Thanks for introducing me to that Jose Sanchez guy and for generally polluting my tiny pure mind Tongue

Long flights,

J
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TomAiello
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Re: [unclecharlie95] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
Damn it, Baxter, you're blowing our image.

Gardner, it's time to start getting him under control. He needs more beer, and more elevator rides.
jalisco
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Re: [TomAiello] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
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He needs more beer, and more elevator rides.

me too! Tongue
Helmut
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Re: [TomAiello] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
No doubt that skinny little bastard makes all us lazy elevator riding boat taking americans look bad. Need to get that guy on the chicken finger and french fry diet! Washed down with a tasty guiness!!!! James don't expect that when I head over for a visit!!!! Pirate
base311
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Re: [TomAiello] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
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Damn it, Baxter, you're blowing our image.

Gardner, it's time to start getting him under control. He needs more beer, and more elevator rides.

Honestly I don't think it would matter. Unless you could figure out a way to keep him from running flat out the long way across three counties and back everyday... I don't think beer and chicken fingers with french fries and mayo is gonna do it.

Stainless steel tie-wraps around the ankles and wrists, perhaps - tied to a post - followed by a feeding tube with a strict diet of blended cornbread and ketchup and cold Schlizt Malt Liquor, pop tarts and bubblegum and catfish with cheese. Grandma's biscuits, brindle gravy and salt-cured ham. And don't forget to save a biscuit to sop the grease out of the pan in which the ham was fried; blend it and feed it.

I had to stop hangin' out with him... he was killing me. A comic said once of runners, "man... you ain't got but so many hearbeats... and damn if you ain't usin' all of yours up!!!"

I've never seen anything like it.

bsbd,
Gardner
truckerbase
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Re: [base311] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
The Atlanta crew so rocks. Cool

I think Im the only person to ever slow Baxter down. He has to wait patiently for me to gear up and even out the tension on my leg straps on every jump I do with him. At least Gardiner brings a beer along to pass the time....Tongue
FIREFLYR
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Re: [base311] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
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In reply to:
Damn it, Baxter, you're blowing our image.

Gardner, it's time to start getting him under control. He needs more beer, and more elevator rides.

Honestly I don't think it would matter. Unless you could figure out a way to keep him from running flat out the long way across three counties and back everyday... I don't think beer and chicken fingers with french fries and mayo is gonna do it.

Stainless steel tie-wraps around the ankles and wrists, perhaps - tied to a post - followed by a feeding tube with a strict diet of blended cornbread and ketchup and cold Schlizt Malt Liquor, pop tarts and bubblegum and catfish with cheese. Grandma's biscuits, brindle gravy and salt-cured ham. And don't forget to save a biscuit to sop the grease out of the pan in which the ham was fried; blend it and feed it.

I had to stop hangin' out with him... he was killing me. A comic said once of runners, "man... you ain't got but so many hearbeats... and damn if you ain't usin' all of yours up!!!"

I've never seen anything like it.

bsbd,
Gardner
Don't forget to mainline a fondue dripWink
~J
Base733
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Re: [unclecharlie95] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
James-

Thanks for the jumps, hospitality and wingsuit flight advice this week! Watching your long flights to the cafe was truly enlightening as to the possibilities of WS base.

If you get tired of Senor Sanchez, don't forget about the "donkey punch" and Molly's personal favorite the "angry dragon"! Wink

Baxter.
Skinflicka
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Re: [Base733] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
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If you get tired of Senor Sanchez, don't forget about the "donkey punch" and Molly's personal favorite the "angry dragon"! Wink

Now you're talking. The angry dragon has long been a favored technique of mine.

I actually pioneered a completely new move this very week. I call it the Lame Harpy. I can provide instruction in the theory, if required.

Smiley Haiku for the angry dragon:
Her - ShockedCrazyMad
Him - LaughWinkPirate
raym666
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Re: [unclecharlie95] thanks to the Atlanta Crew
James,

The pleasure was ours...we had a blast. Now that you have the list please be sure to have your girlfriend post a review after you attempt the crowd favorite "The dog in the bathtub"! tell her it is from America with love!

You re wrote the UK BASEr stereotype by having nice teeth - keep brushing and flossing!Wink

Ray