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Re: [cornishe] We're as smart as MIT students!
Abbie, I was delighted and impressed that you posted this link.
Impressed because I had no idea that you had not a single bone of homophobia in your body.
Delighted because I love to perpetuate the reality that all posh kids are fags.
That bunch are as gay as a day of morris dancing.
"dude are you ok?"
When you're supposed to be smart and you're asking a guy who just got up and started walking if he's ok then several things are illuminated simultaneously.
1) You aren't smart enough to go to one of the USA's top schools ergo daddy bought you in. Twat!
2) Your idea of hurt is "that stings..." or "I got a bruise" or "my ass hurts from being regularly and comprehensively buggared."
3) You are as bent as a nine bob note (US translation...3 dollar bill y'all)
I'm glad I didn't go to a school like this. At my school, if you landed from that height, the chicks would come out from hiding in the trees and kick you to death for being lame.
Proudly, the names appeared on the end of the skit. They will soon be published on my website under the title "3 utter cunts".
What a shower of bastards! I hope you get caught by Iraqi's and get forced to blow a goat.
Good to be back.
PS My alien is doing just fine...
Re: [Skinflicka] We're as smart as MIT students!
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They will soon be published on my website...
You have a website? You mean there is a place where I can indulge myself in your frivolous pieces of literature any time of the day? Where is this place? Is this it?