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I've always considered Karen (ApexKaren) a ten. The day she walked into BR looking for a job years ago I was hoping Todd would say not only yes, but echo what I was thinking, and say "hell yes . . ."

Well, she's dropped to a nine and three quarters and might be in need of some uplifting messages. A dog took the tip of her right social finger clean off. She's K763 here on DZcom.

NickD
BASE 194

Are you serious!

Yes, Anne was in the emergency room with her last night. Karen will post details when able I'm sure. I hope she's not a touch typist . . .

NickD
BASE 194

I guess she now she qualifies for the pieces of eight skydiving team right?

Totally, she does . . . and the reason she does, and I don't, is she's an outty and I'm an inney. I even dropped my trousers to make my case, but despite the good impression I made, I still didn't get in.

However, it was fully noted when my pants were down around my ankles in the Perris parking lot that even though I wasn't making it into Pieces of Eight, I was an excellent candidate for Air Trash, so it all worked out okay . . .

NickD
BASE 194

That stinks dude. Is she part of a union? I know the United Steel guys get a predetermined cash settlement for certain appendage losses.

Say, I know this may sound silly, but being a prior insurance agent...

Does she have a life insurance policy? Sometimes they pay out a smaller portion of the total for loss of digits. -Some policies are thumb and forefinger, however it would not be unheard of to check the details for loss of forefinger.

In my best Beavis and Butthead voices "huh-uhh-huhh-huh..." You said 'get in.'

Nick, you are too sweet! I'm finally online for the first time and was quite anxious to see this thread...Anne had told me about it but I was at home with lousy internet connection plus missing a piece of a finger...not very agreeable to getting online...

Yes, the damn dog took the tip of my right middle finger clean off...well, the surgeon said there was a lot of damage so I guess it wasn't so clean. Infection was a huge issue so I sat in hospital for 3 days 2 nights on iv antibiotics and morphine...hooray for morphine.

I was trying to break up a dog fight and the chow decided to show me his prowess...he could have taken my hole finger or mangled my hand but instead he just took the tippy tip. Lucky for me one of my best friends is an RN with a cellphone and was able to take my call to get me and my parts calmly to the e.r. "Buddy" will be euthanised (sp) this week. I wanted his right ear but then thought that would be too gruesome. I guess having the tip in formaldehyde in a jar is gross enough.

I'm off work for 2-3 weeks while I heal and adjust, and am feeling much better now than I did a week ago. Thank you all for you love and support. I can't tell you how much it6 helps knowing you all were thinking of me and sending me strength. I'll be asking for a 10% discount on my next manicure and if you have problems getting massage from an amputee then I'll offer you a 10% discount. I guess that's only fair.

More later, this took way too long to write! Thanks Nick, and F*ch them, we'll form our own pieces of 8!

BASE pieces of 8! We need six more, any one missing any parts???

xo Love you all
Karen

Hi Karen
Im happy your back home.. now im not gonna hold your hand as by the other injury we had at the same time,ill need all my fingers to mastrubation(hope you aint used for that finger)

anyway sounds like your in good spirit

Ive got my mails popping back from your private mail could you mail me,thanks
edit:typo as im drunk.. back off mac

yet another reason for my Faber / English Dictionary

What?
They let you keep your tip?
Thats not fair, they wouldnt let me keep my tumor.
(bastards)

Then again I guess I wasnt so attached to it like you and the tip.

Just trying to cheer you up K, OK.

Karen... You have to post a picture. Please?

Glad you're at home doing better. Nothing, I mean NOTHING beats prescription drugs.

Oh, and like he couldn't have gone after something useless, like the pinky... but NOOOoooooo... he has to do a number on your birdie finger. Damn chows.


I lost my mind. Does that count?

See KT,
Another reason why cats are cooler than dogs.
And don't get to hooked on those drugs or you'll be looking to get bit again. Any volunteers?

DO

Two hands masturbation? Sounds sooooo pretentious!

Ze danes have not ze french skills with ze masturbation...

My vagina is missing. Does that count?

That's true. The French are the world's greatest wankers.

Sans doubt!

A tout a l'heure.

hey, I thought you said you just had a bad case of vaginaitis?

Clearly you are not aware of the tiny neglectible island a little bit west of the rest of Europe. I think they call it England or something like that. Tossers, all of them...

Note; my opinion of that place is solely based on a three week stay in Coventry. I hear it's not representative for the rest of the country.

I'm up for that...

 

There's nothing wrong with my teeth. They're a beautiful shade of tan.

What can you say about the Dutch that hasn't already been written on the ceiling of Denpar's sleeper cab?

Coventry is hardly a singularity in the UK. They hate foreigners there too.

" The Netherlands is analagous to being the butthole of Europe nestled between the a$$cheeks of Belgium and Germany...What a pile of cunts!" - Winston Churchill

I would defend myself, but I feel Canadian these days, so...

And while I am sure you can come up with lots of snide remarks about Canada, you can't change the fact that we have legal jumping in our national parks.

 

What can you say about the Dutch that hasn't already been written on the ceiling of Denpar's sleeper cab? ----$kin




Um. Nothing that hasnt already been written on the back of skin's throat...

But back on track. Hope your finger heals well and fast, karen. If you'd followed the dog around for 24 hours you could have gotten your finger back...they are working wonders nowadays with reattachments.

brings a new meaning to pointer finger....

getting out of tropic

yes BOY your missing good stuff,"explore your self"

sorry guys but holding my d!ck by 2 fingers wont feels like anything real,hell i wont even notice he he

wankers all of you