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base570
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Not Work Safe: Proper use of clamps
Is this the right way to use clamps?
Shocked
515 sent me this picture a while ago and I just wanted to make sure he was using them correctly.

Happy 500th jump bro, wish I had been there. Uninjured so far speaks volumes... although you only jump that easy shitTongue

Jason
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Faber
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Re: [base570] Proper use of clamps
only if you have thin bag on your system... regulat bags cant hold it that wayTongue
base704
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Re: [base570] Proper use of clamps
Do people actually use them for other things?
base515
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Re: [base570] Proper use of clamps
You're right, those are the only uses for clamps :) All natural from the begining. Wink
Faber
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Re: [base704] Proper use of clamps
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Do people actually use them for other things?
yeah sure,i got 2 pairs free from Blair(thanks bro)as i used them to start whith,theese days i keep them to people that visits me that need clambs to pack.. Personaly i havnt used clambs for some time now..

besides that they can be used if your canopy is wet and you need to hang it up some were...

you could also use them to through after people,or make fun whith them as their drunk..Sly
JeNnEjEnN
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Re: [base570] Proper use of clamps
OUCH!
Damn! You must have some clamps that don't squeeze down with so much pressure... if I were to try that with my pair... oh geesh the pain!!
hahaha..Wink
TomAiello
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Re: [base570] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
Dude, you have to label things like that with "Not Safe For Work" (NSFW) or something similar. I've edited the title of your original post.

If someone is at work, and clicks on that thinking it's going to be a discussion of a pack job, they can potentially get in a whole bunch of trouble. People have actually been fired for things like that.

Thanks!
Faber
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
might not the right place to discus that,but if people aint allowed to surf in their work time they probaly aint allowed to look at dz.com in their work time.
Only time i could see it as usefull is the point were the kids and the old lady walking arround,now THAT could lead to troubleTongue
op5e
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Re: [Faber] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
For an example. I am allowed to look at webpages in lunchtime (or anytime really). But if I put that page up and my boss walked pass or a female employee I would have been raked through the coals. How about using some common sense and think that not all people are in the same situation as ourselves.
Faber
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Re: [op5e] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
so your allowed to surf but not evrything?
sounds cool,sad you cant look at evrythingSly
Zenister
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Re: [Faber] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
surfing is allowed. pornography is not. and while nudity is not nessearily pornography it is enough to get people in trouble at their work place..

look at it this way, you can likely sit and read a magazine while you eat lunch, but can you sit and read a "Penthouse"?
ImagethisPhoto
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Re: [JeNnEjEnN] Proper use of clamps
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OUCH!
Damn! You must have some clamps that don't squeeze down with so much pressure... if I were to try that with my pair... oh geesh the pain!!
hahaha.. Wink

No smile on her face... Any guys willing to do that to their package,, not me!

JM
TomAiello
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Re: [Faber] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
It's possible your hitting a cultural gap between the US and Europe.

American culture is a lot more uptight about sexuality.
SwePercy
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
Actually I'm amazed that neither of u gurus haven't noticed the horrible misuse of those clamps and rather discuss the cultural differences between EU and US.

This discussion must be lead onto the right track again.

If u are not applying the Clamps directly at the nipples it could lead to serious malfunction. Such as Line-over, aka "Mae West" and other serious shait....Tongue

there you have it

play....

// percy
Faber
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Re: [Zenister] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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surfing is allowed. pornography is not.
i think Tom replyed on that one..

In reply to:
It's possible your hitting a cultural gap between the US and Europe.

American culture is a lot more uptight about sexuality.
To me a nude person aint porn. porn is actualy sex or sex acts.
example.
you can go to a nude beach but dont have sex there. i can understand that..

But as Tom said...
Bennii
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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It's possible your hitting a cultural gap between the US and Europe.

American culture is a lot more uptight about sexuality.
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Here you can se tow BASE jumpers from Europe and US joining forces in stripping

Edit: Attachment Not Safe for Work ~TA
herc.jpg
Faber
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Re: [Bennii] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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Here you can se tow BASE jumpers from Europe and US joining forces in stripping

Edit: Attachment Not Safe for Work ~TA
Tom did you edit his tekst aswell? if not he warns about nude people in the pic...
People who works a place were they can surf but not see nude people must have to read the text aswell and not just pop open evry link they can find... or is it just me??Crazy
oh well,we mannegede to make another bonefire post in BASEzoneTongue
TomAiello
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Re: [Faber] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
I didn't edit his text. The thing is that I've seen things like "kitten" refer to photos of someone's pet, as well as photos of female genitalia. It's better if you are quite explicit in your labelling.
Faber
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
just to end from my side,i think its as you said its a europe/USA thingTongue
pBASEtobe
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Re: [Faber] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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...i think its as you said its a europe/USA thing Tongue
Yeah it is. Sad, but true!
FIREFLYR
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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I didn't edit his text. The thing is that I've seen things like "kitten" refer to photos of someone's pet, as well as photos of female genitalia. It's better if you are quite explicit in your labelling.

You wouldn't want to mistake a Pussy Kat,with a Kitty catTongue
base515
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Re: [SwePercy] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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Actually I'm amazed that neither of u gurus haven't noticed the horrible misuse of those clamps and rather discuss the cultural differences between EU and US.

This discussion must be lead onto the right track again.

If u are not applying the Clamps directly at the nipples it could lead to serious malfunction. Such as Line-over, aka "Mae West" and other serious shait.... Tongue

there you have it

play....

// percy







Base704's sister likes them right where they areTongue
base704
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Re: [base515] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
Normally a comment like that just screams "personal attack", but hey, ya can only call 'em like ya see 'em.

p.s.
Your mom sez "hey"...Smile
base515
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Normally a comment like that just screams "personal attack", but hey, ya can only call 'em like ya see 'em.

p.s.
Your mom sez "hey"... Smile

Just make sure you pay her the proper amount this time, and no more counterfit bills.
base515
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Re: [base570] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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Is this the right way to use clamps?
Shocked
515 sent me this picture a while ago and I just wanted to make sure he was using them correctly.

Happy 500th jump bro, wish I had been there. Uninjured so far speaks volumes... although you only jump that easy shit Tongue

Jason
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Thanks, but come on now, easy?? Looks like your easy days are over and mine are just beginning. Say goodbye to your sister and hello to my brother. lol
Sly
Winznut
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Re: [TomAiello] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
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I didn't edit his text. The thing is that I've seen things like "kitten" refer to photos of someone's pet, as well as photos of female genitalia. It's better if you are quite explicit in your labelling.

Like this...? ;P
wet_pussy.JPG
truckerbase
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Re: [Winznut] NSFW: Proper use of clamps
Im giving up sex forever...Unimpressed