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Best First Grade Story Ever
http://www.wh.wcsd.k12.ca.us/...siegel14/14cover.htm

Cool
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Re: [gweeks] Best First Grade Story Ever
I have to say, that's pretty cool. I bet that kid would be well stoked to find out that BASE jumpers had read it and liked it.

Gus
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Re: [gus] Best First Grade Story Ever
luv it! Wink
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Re: [gweeks] Best First Grade Story Ever
great story. Who is the Daddy ?? The kid certainly got inspiration somewhere. Congrats to all the family.
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Re: [piisfish] Best First Grade Story Ever
Awful lot of site naming going on there. Hope Toms not looking....Tongue
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Re: [truckerbase] Best First Grade Story Ever
What the F$#k???

That little son of B ripped off my BASE book!!!!

NickD Smile
BASE 194
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Re: [truckerbase] Best First Grade Story Ever
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Awful lot of site naming going on there. Hope Toms not looking.... Tongue

Not to mention the day blazing too... at least he wasn't from North Carolina. Sly
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Re: [gweeks] Best First Grade Story Ever
What a load of crap! A 7 year old could do better.

Utter bollocks!
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
....And in another year you'll do it, too. Unimpressed
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Re: [truckerbase] Best First Grade Story Ever
Huh? You lose your sense of humor at a Kentucky truck stop, Dennis?
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html

http://maddox.xmission.com/irule2.html



Ding Ding!
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
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Huh? You lose your sense of humor at a Kentucky truck stop
huh?? he were realisic,that aint humor its trueTongue
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Re: [monkey1031] Best First Grade Story Ever
Now that's what I'm talking about...

Kids suck at everything. Especially other people's kids. They're expensive, they stink and they can't change the starter motor on a Camaro.

If you have kids, do the world a favor...keep them to yourself.

And if they grow up to be BASE jumpers...teach them not to jump off Ray's railing.

And keep your dog tied up so that I don't bust my fog light when I run into it.

Truly,

The coke fairy.
Crazy
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
Am I correct in seeing 13 posts to a crappy picture that barely resembles BASE? Instead of drawing, that little kid needs to learn how to pack, and then ask Santa for a new rig...
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
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Kids suck at everything
wrong...
my kids can tell me that my video looks great and get me a beer if i ask nicely.. and they go to sleep at 8pmWink
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Re: [QuickDraw] Best First Grade Story Ever
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Not to mention the day blazing too... at least he wasn't from North Carolina.

The Boyz in question are from Eastern North Carolina...
Please try not to generalize so...BlushTongueWink
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Re: [Faber] Best First Grade Story Ever
Just for you Faber...my new personal favorite.

http://maddox.xmission.com/beat.html


Big shout to Monkey1031 for posting the link to this site.
That's some funny $hit.

Remember folks, it's just fun (until someone gets hurt)
Wink
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Re: [truckerbase] Best First Grade Story Ever
this reminds of a story that BASE 37 told me. At the time he was the most experienced cliff jumper in the world. Anyway, his kid is at show and tell and he says "my daddy jumps off buildings and cliffs with a parachute." The teacher ends up calling him accusing his kid of being a lier, etc... Anyway, #37 goes to the class for the next show and tell and brings photos and a video of a grand canyon jump.
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Re: [Skinflicka] Best First Grade Story Ever
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Just for you Faber...my new personal favorite.
psst i know you like me,but do you need to say it publicWink
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Re: [460] Best First Grade Story Ever
>>this reminds of a story that BASE 37 told me.<<

He told me about that too. There's even a cool photograph floating around of his boy standing atop teacher's desk tossing out a big "52 . . .

NickD
BASE 194