Re: [monkey1031] Best First Grade Story Ever
Now that's what I'm talking about...
Kids suck at everything. Especially other people's kids. They're expensive, they stink and they can't change the starter motor on a Camaro.
If you have kids, do the world a favor...keep them to yourself.
And if they grow up to be BASE jumpers...teach them not to jump off Ray's railing.
And keep your dog tied up so that I don't bust my fog light when I run into it.
Truly,
The coke fairy.