The NickDG arse (butt for the USA) licking post
...reckon I can get away with this cos I'll probably never meet you - that way its not arse (butt) licking, right?? 
/start arse(butt) licking
Thank you for contributing here.... I think I can say - and I believe this applies to most people active here - that your posts are the only ones that everyone is guaranteed to read. I am most pleased (and often educated) by your participation.

/end arse(butt)licking
Ivan