Basejumper.com - archive

This has been killing me so I have to ask everyone for their opinion.

I am at an exit point with one of my very good friends and we are getting ready to jump. The sun is setting, the fields below are fluorescent green and the sky above is irredescent blue...I cant help but notice how beautiful my friend looks in the surrondings, and as much as I wanted to hug him, I was afraid I would be preceived as gay...am I...or do all of you experience something similar.

totally confused,

Chicken man.

Oh my God! It's sooo wierd that I was just thinking about something like this. A little unrelated, but similar. After a long hot day of jumping out in Moab with my mentor we were packing in the hotel room. As I laid down on my canopy, I looked up at him and couldn't help but get a little chubby. Does that make me gay? I'm really not gay, but something about the way the nylon rubbed against me at the same time our eyes met just made me feel a little "wierd".

By the way, this isn't Guff. He just let me use his account since I was so excited once I read about this and had to post something.

I hope I'm not gay, but I'm so confused right now...

I had something sort of like this happen to. A little non-BASE related, but I figure this is a s good of a time as any to bring it up. I was in bed with my girl friend (doggie style if you must know!) when I looked over at my dog and noticed that his "red rocket" was halfway out. I didn't want to look... but I just couldn't help my self and before I knews it, I was concentrating more on him than I was on my girl. Does that make ME gay?

Well...I dont know how related this is but...

My girl and her friend were doing a 69 like thing. Her man friend was hitting her while I was hitting my girl...what was wierd was while they were in extasy my eyes met the other guy's and we locked for several minutes. We both high fived as we came!

I cant say what was more exciting the 4-way or looking deep into my friend's eyes as we both came.

I guess I am gay.

Well, I'm glad to hear that there are some others out there who have experienced something like me.

I'm going to go rub one out while I watch my packing video.

hugs and kisses!

It's not gay if it's your dog.

Last night I was at a bar talking to DONK about different gear. part of the way through our conversation the band started to play. Well DONK kept getting closer to me so we could hear each other. berfore you know it he was rubbing his JUNK on my knee. I was a little startled and slightly unconfortable but was interested in what he had to say. When he was done talking he winked at me...
Does that make me GAY?

The sex that subsequently followed should be considered in this analysis.

But pointing your nude ass upwards as an avatar in this tread does.. then your really close

if i fuck a bird does that make me a birdlover??

If having my ass posted makes me Gay, what does that make YOU for looking at it???????? Maybe I should post a pic of a dog's ass if that would make you more comfortable

If you're confused about it, I think you're the one to make that decision. I've never experienced anything like that, so I don't really know what to say, except do some soul-searching. If I were ever in a similar situation, I'd have doubts too.

Let me re-phrase that. I've never been in that situation, nor will I ever be, because I know that I'm NOT gay...100% straight. As far as your experiences, it does sound a little fruity to me.

While blowing a bunch of BASE jumpers at the top the frozen pizza cliff I noticed one of them was a girl which made me a little uncomfortable. I stuck a pumpkin up her butt in order to avert her gaze Does this mean I'm gay?

dude--
you're a homo.
get over it and go make a jump.

That's a good point well made, MH.

Fuck the jump. Start tappin' some ass.

I've gotta agree with motherhucker. After reading the thread again, yep, you're a homo.

MH you may be correct, or I may be getting influenced by the guys I jump with. I really gotta figure this one out....seriously

also by the looks of those avators. BASE515 is really on the edge by showing us his butt..
And skinflicka.. dude your avator just scares me.
not trying to make any personal attacks, but it is a little wierd.

maybe its true. base jumpers are closer than anyone else.

gotta go get my flick on.

Whoa, Skin, where can I get one of those?!

I heard one time that you're only gay if you "catch". If you "pitch" then you're just curious. At least that’s what they told me at the base of the tower during my first ground crew experience.

ha ha guess you didnt saw my humor,i only wrote so becourse you were the only nude male avatar posting at a gay tread
it were all for the fun

i buy the first one as we meet one day

ohh and no i dont want to see a dog-ass(well perhaps more than a male ass,give it a try

you hurt my feelings,you didnt noticed my ass at my avatar aswell??

dont worry he even scares himself(ouch,i better watch out for the evil Skin)

dude,get over it,if you feel like fucking guys then do so(just besure they want it aswell)This is a BASE forum,and seriously most of us dont give a shit if your homo or not,if you want to BASE jump then lets go do that if you wants to do the boy thing then find the people who wants that.

BASE can be emotionel.i also got a hug from a mate,but if you start thinking if thats gay..I think both me and my mate were just pleased that evrything went right

By the way if we flick one day then give a hug i dont care,as long you dont kiss or fuck me

Dude, I might would make a jump with you. But the first time you say that I'm beautiful, try to rub your junk on my knee, wink at me, or try to hug me, you're getting bitch slapped!!

skydvr18 Faber

we dont need no bitchslappin.
If you look back through the posts I have been the victim here. But end of a bad joke.

Not GAY... though this thread has been fun.. but I do need to find some other Iowa Base jumpers.

now as far as my friends I jump with.. yeah they are gay.

seriously skinflika what the hell are you wearing?

Chicken MAn

who cares if a jumping friend is gay aslong as he/they dont jump you unless you want it.

or in other words,i couldnt care less if a freind is gay,as long as he respect that im not.

Just my point the whole tread and not meant as slapping

I agree somewhat, unless he's a flamer. If he wears a pink rig, jumps a pink canopy, and shows up for a jump with lipstick, makeup, and a dress on...then I will most definitely bitch-slap him!!

And if one of my jumping buddies decides to come out of the closet, a woman had better be behind him!!

Only if you winked back.

PS: Your hightened emmotions may have been less of a statement about your sexual preference and more of another side effect like the one that had you "rolling" around my floor pretending you were a lizard.

"Why didn't somebody tell me about the golf shoes, I'll never get out of this muck!" Hunter S. Thompson.

"A drug-person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But NO ONE should be asked to handle this trip." - Hunter S. Thompson

...then he may just be a regular skydiver.

For those who are hard of understanding, that is not me in my avatar. What? You think I'm a six year old who wears a gas-mask? Dudes!

Well... not anymore

No worries
I saw the humor my foreign dog ass admiring friend I was being sarcastic in my replies Sometimes it's difficult tp pick up on in writing. lol
Ps Quit looking at my ass!

 




You mean you aren't the bubbleboy all grown up???

As DONK posted.
I did thinkI was a lizard the other night??? but I wasnt wearing any pink?
and your stairs. they are the best to belly slide..eerr lizard slide in KC..

Donk you know I would alway winc back to you.. especialy when I do my POP and HOP..

gotta go take a cold shower.

chicken man

I think BASE 515 has it right..
from now on SKINFLICKA should be known as BUBBLE BOY...

chicken Man

DONK..

Ill be satisfied when my posting icon on the main page gets the little flamming paper icon..

chicken man

when I looked over at my dog and noticed that his "red rocket" was halfway out. I didn't want to look... but I just couldn't help my self and before I knews it, I was concentrating more on him than I was on my girl. Does that make ME gay?
..............................................

I heard the fastest way for you to get rid of your Dog's
Little Pink Pencil, is to just roll him over and ........
Suck Him Off.

I also agree.
I you are worried that you are Gay.
Most likley you are.

Skin, I know that's not you in the avatar. I just wanted to know where I could get one of those masks. It looks fun

Ray,

now that you need the add the

AM I GAY to the end of your post.. casue thats freaking funny

chicken man

Is this some kind of sick joke?

They're not toys y'know. Gas masks are serious business.

I was going to post a picture of my dick as an avatar but you couldn't upload a 64 x 1280 image.

A gas mask, huh? What kind of gas does it fill up with? Nitrous?

actualy i were looking at your gear(whith the pink PC),it were kind of hard to avoid your ass aswell

Mate that is mm you can easy have that pic in there,perhaps you´ll even need to zoom abit

just got the visual of Skin wearing a gas-mask at an exit point

Hmmm, that PC is blue, like my nuts in that pic. The only jumpers i know who are gay enough to jump pink PC's are base 704 and base 570

maybe they'll chime in and inform us of how they have shared a pink PC for years.

and besides I know I'm NOT GAY because, i fucked a guy in the ass once, and I didn't like it. So there!

well as long as you didnt like it

I got a pink 38" bihatch! It's what came with the rig...

But I am comfortable with my sexuality:)

Hmmm. You don't know Feral, do you?

question is, if it is pink but it saves your life, is it gay?

Click here and see

Are you the chicken man I think you are? If not, never mind. If so, how the hell are ya?

rfarris,
I am THE CHICKEN MAN from DOLLAR DAYS..

Although I may have been amused or confused.
base 515 made it to the other side to find out he didnt like it..

BASE 515 it takes some pretty big BLUE balls to admit that..

Id jump with ya, and not think twice..

chicken man

Leroydb,

no matter how pink or gay. if it saves your life I guarentee you will hit it again.. I mean jump it gain.. or what ever..

Chicken Man

Hey tom I not only jump with a pink canopy and pink pc but also in a pink dress

you must be a hard (unt to wear pink

bsbd feral

gotta say.. i love your socks

Although I may have been amused or confused.
base 515 made it to the other side to find out he didnt like it..

BASE 515 it takes some pretty big BLUE balls to admit that..

Id jump with ya, and not think twice..

chicken man



For the record, i was being sarcastic in that remark. Base700 did ask me to do that, but i turned him down. i don't care how much money he offered, i wasn't going to do it.!

sure mate.. sure

by the way i heard that 700 had to run away from you,please behaive

hope you guys are having fun,the summer just really started here...

There knee pads not socks

Faber are you smoking crack ?

not that there is anything wrong with that .

bsbd feral

no mate i dont get near any of thouse things,i like it all pure
im so weired as i am, that crack probaly will make me look normal,now that would be borring right...

Besides how could i tell that its kneepads as we all know your so old that you probaly use kneesocks anyway

WOW..

that was sure fun..

JUST want to thank all my KC friends for all the GAY fun on this forum..

Look at the fun people can have when you are drunk and give them your login to a BASE BOARD..

It all started two weeks ago with my FIRST B thanks to the KC crew... that was awesome, and scared me shitless all at the same time.
and my 25th base jump last weekend.

Even though you made everyone think I am gay.. i still love you guys.. even Wendy was starting to wonder.

tymkoder