Tanning Salon and BASE Jumps: This is for real.
No joke. I found this sign in the window of a tanning salon downtown today.
For those of you who don't want to check out my digital photos on the linked page, here's the text of the sign:
In reply to:
PARACHUTE BASE JUMPING
Available from the Perrine Bridge
Now Scheduling
Saturday Mornings
Price $110 per person
Must Have Minimum of 10 Jumpers
Includes Boat Ride Out
Instructor has 25 Years Experience
Apply HERE at Native Skin
Is this the future of BASE? Is this where we're going with "mainstreaming" the sport? Or perhaps there really is a tanning salon operator here who's just way more hardcore than any of us, and has been flicking this thing for the last two and a half decades?
Maybe I'll stop by tomorrow when they're open and see if I can sign up. Heck, if I'm lucky, maybe I can get a tan, too.
Thoughts?