Re: [Daryl87] Why are base canopies bigger than skydiving canopies?
BASE jumpers are generally lazy and therefore fatter than skydivers.
Skydivers are more scared and want to get to the ground quicker.
Skydivers generally don't have a penis so they're lighter, hence the smaller canopy.
Skydiving canopies are smaller so they can fly close together and hold hands for comfort.
It's fashionable to have a container which could barely hold a childs lunch hidden between your narrow assed shoulder blades while skydiving.
Skydivers are wannabees and generally unsuccessful, unkempt and unwashed. Base jumpers can afford the extra 'silk' since they don't have to pay for their altitude.
Skydivers don't want a large canopy to detract from their flowery jumpsuit. Neon never really went out of style when they 80s finished at the DZ.
Skydivers are too weak to carry a large canopy due to their poor diet of franks and soda.
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